presented by Chazz Azz
This little story was sent to me anonymously and I thought you'd enjoy it as
much as I did. Regards, Chazz.
"They want to put drugs in the drinking water and spray them from the sky!"
shouted Jones, waving his hands towards the heavens.
"But it's a big risk you want to take," stated Smith. "If you're wrong," he continued,
"we'll lose our funding; we'll be pariahs; no one will touch us - we'll beg on the
"I'm not wrong," said Jones, "we can do this and it's going to work and we will
make it unnecessary to drug the nation and put lives at risk!"
"Tell me again how you found out about this plot?" asked Smith.
"It was that secret meeting. Elijah invited me because of our work. They want
their own man...their totally owned man...in office. There were a number of proposals.
None of them in writing. All verbal. Just for that audience in that room that night.
Trouble is the man they want, the man they own, is already in office so there are things
known about him. Not that many things but with an election, it will all come out.
They're counting on the liberal vote and they'll get that. They're counting on electronic
balloting because if it was good enough to get Bush elected it'll be good enough for this
guy. They're worried about the name. Tried it though already and he won that one hands
down. Saddam...Hussein...didn't matter in that one. But Illinois is different from the
nation," rambled Jones.
"So far we've only tested it on small groups and ourselves and, yeah, it's safe enough,
but how is it going to work on a large population of individuals..." trailed Smith.
"It'll work!" emphasized Jones joyously. "And it's simple and stops without any
lasting effect except, in this case, their man will be in office without physical harm
to anyone," he continued. "We owe it to the nation!" he finished exultingly.
"What about exposing their plot..." mused Smith.
"Impractical and dangerous," judged Jones. "This is the man they want and this is the
man they'll get with or without us," he continued.
"Perverse in a way, isn't it?" queried Smith. "Getting the American public to accept
a man with a name so similar to the public enemy as their president," he continued.
"They're evil men but they have the money."
"That's right," said Jones. "They have the money."
"Have to wonder what happened with that Osama name," originated Smith. "I mean, it
seems like they could have picked any name for the public enemy - why did it have to
be so similar to the guy they want as president?" Smith continued to ruminate.
"Elijah has told me that there are power plays even within their hierarchy," answered
Jones. "This could have been one of them." "The thing I don't get is why they don't
just use their electronic balloting to get him elected. They did it with Bush," he
"Maybe it's too much of a risk. People would rebel," stated Smith.
"Yeah," said Jones, "this way the people wind up thinking they wanted him."
"We've got the contract!" shouted Jones. "Non-invasive behavior modification has won
out and we're going to fire up the frequency generators in all corners of our great
"Well," added Smith, "at least the subliminal are simple and we've got polling to
test the effects."
"I've got some last minute hesitations," said Jones, uncharacteristically.
"What!!" shouted Smith. "You're the one who said this was going to be so great."
"What I mean is...if we're successful, where will it end?" Jones went on rhetorically.
"Modifying the thoughts of a freedom loving nation - the potential applications for
evil men are awesome." finished Jones.
Presented by Chazz Azz@HCBF-2012